...add oda az egy és hároméves gyerekeidnek és vonulj el a fürdőszobába! (Sőt, nem is kell odaadni nekik, megtalálják azok maguktól is.) Az eredmény garantált szórakozás az egész családnak! Szerintem az anyuka tudott valamit, amikor a kisebbiket rabcsíkosba öltöztette...
Michael J. Fox tegnap elnyomta a Johnny B. Goode-ot élőben egy Parkinson kór kutatásra adományokat gyűjtő rendezvényen. Michael 50 éves - basszus, hihetetlen, nem? - és ő maga is ebben a betegségben szenved. Michael, you are my hero! Kölyökkoromban Marty McFly akartam lenni...
És persze már fent van a TeCsőn is!
I will not instigate revolution
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
Garlic gum is not funny
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not encourage others to fly
Tar is not a plaything
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not cut corners
(Written only on top line, with hatch marks “ “ on subsequent lines)
I will not grease the monkey bars
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
I will not show off
(Written in Olde English font)
Spitwads are not free speech
Nobody likes sunburn slappers
I will finish what I sta
(On one line; the rest is blank)
I will not torment the emotionally frail
I will not carve gods
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
My name is not Dr. Death
I will not defame New Orleans
(After the city of New Orleans complained about the opening song in "Oh, Streetcar!")
I will not bury the new kid
A burp is not an answer
No one is interested in my underpants
I do not have diplomatic immunity
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
I am not delightfully saucy
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
(In the 100th episode)
There are plenty of businesses like show business
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
Beans are neither fruit nor musical
I will not use abbrev.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
I do not have power of attorney over first graders
Nerve gas is not a toy
I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
This is not a clue...or is it?
(In the episode rumored to contain clues to the identity of Mr. Burns' shooter)
I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
(In the episode where Mr. Burns’ shooter is revealed)
No one wants to hear from my armpits
Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
I am not certified to remove asbestos
The truth is not out there
I am not licensed to do anything
I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
I no longer want my MTV
Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"
Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
Silly String is not a nasal spray
I will not demand what I'm worth
(A reference to the holdout of the cast for more money)
I will not mess with the opening credits
(In place of the couch opening; the rest of the family runs into the classroom)
I will not scream for ice cream
Sherri does not "got back"
No one wants to hear about my sciatica
Hillbillies are people too
I cannot absolve sins
A trained ape could not teach gym
I have neither been there nor done that
Pork is not a verb
I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize
I can't see dead people
I will not sell my kidney on eBay
Class clown is not a paid position
Substitute teachers are not scabs
My suspension was not "mutual"
"Non-Flammable" is not a challenge
I was not touched "there" by an angel
I am not here on a fartball scholarship
I cannot hire a substitute student
I will not obey the voices in my head
I will not plant subliminal messagores
I will not surprise the incontinent
I am not the acting President
(A reference to the 2000 Presidential election, whose winner had still not been determined when this episode aired)
I will only provide a urine sample when asked
The nurse is not dealing
Science class should not end in tragedy
Network TV is not dead
I will not "let the dogs out"
The hamster did not have "a full life"
Today is not Mothra's day (Mother's Day, 2001)
I should not be twenty-one by now
(Bart would be 21 in the 12th season if he was 10 in the first season, which ended in 1990, and he aged normally)
Nobody reads these anymore
Fun does not have a size
I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers
The giving tree is not a chump
I will never lie about being cancelled again
(A reference to Matt Groening commenting in an interview that the show was "closer to winding it up." Groening later claimed he was "misquoted")
Milhouse did not test cootie positive
This school does not need a "regime change"
SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
My pen is not a booger launcher
Sandwiches should not contain sand
Over forty & single is not funny
I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be
Does any kid still do this anymore?
I am not smarter than the President
Teacher was not dumped -- it was mutual
Je ne parle pas Français
Frankincense is not a monster
Global warming did not eat my homework
I will not wait 20 years to make another movie
The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens
The capital of Montana is not "Hannah"
Pataki Zita, minap időjárás jelentés közben: "újhold van, ami annak köszönhető, hogy a Hold a sötét oldalával fordul felénk." Szerintem büntetésből egy ültő helyében nézze végig a teljes Alfa Holdbázis sorozatot!
Eközben a zsaruk az Usankában a magukéval játszanak.